Topic: FINDING PROVIDENCE (EPISODE FOUR IS UP!) (Read 73 times)
Blake (HDLYR) S5WC Episodes 2 & 14 Winner - Mod member is offline
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FINDING PROVIDENCE (EPISODE FOUR IS UP!) « Thread Started on Jul 29, 2009, 10:16pm »
(Billy Mays with Zombie Java! *blue flavor*)
Hey, kids! The unstoppable BILLY MAYS here with ZOMBIE JAVA! Tired of dying? Tired of discovering how much people like you when it's too late to actually do something about it? Thanks to the good folks over at RIGHTERS UNTIE! there's not only a miraculous resurrection serum, but a tasty beverage for all to enjoy. Try all five flavors: cherry, lime, blue, four, and happy!
It's no secret the OSC might be somewhat... dead... but that's our theme for this episode. Well, here it is, like a phoenix rising from the ashes in all its splendor: EPISODE FOUR OF FINDING PROVIDENCE! Who ever thought we'd see the day?
It was delivered to my windowsill by carrier pigeon, postmarked from the deepest, darkest jungles of Africa, and signed by none other than our mysterious old friend CHRIS NECKTIE. There's no telling what he's up to - but it's obvious he and the folks from TEAM VOLDEMORT aren't down and out just yet. Just like yours truly!
COMING BACK AS A ZOMBIE HAS NEVER BEEN SO FUN!
...though I do have a craving for human flesh.
(No prizes or placements are awarded for this episode, and if any of the other teams would like to submit a script for viewing pleasure, please share! In the meantime, feel free to use this thread as a place to congratulate, act smug and arrogant, stick your tongue out, hurl insults, raise an army, moon, pat yourself on the back, cause a riot, or send death threats. However, we will not tolerate any usage of the word "stupid", "lame", "fart", or "hoger". This post was made in loving memory - we miss you and love you, Billy Mays. This has been a Righters Untie Public Service Announcement. Have a nice day.)
Hey I heard this joke about me the other day. Ever heard the expression "deaths come in three"? (Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon). Well leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one for FREE!
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